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2026 · From the album Chicken Talkin Bastard

99 Problems

by Bossman Dlow

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03 · Lyrics

"99 Problems"

Any nigga couldn't sit in my chair

Yeah, it's on nigga, this is my year

I done ran through all this fly gear

Louboutin shoes, more than five pairs

You don't like me, what the fuck do I care?

I get money, what the fuck do I care?

I was posted on the block where

Try to rob and you get shot there

I'm a monster, I'm a goblin

I go hard and I'ma rocket

I spent 13 on a wallet, just a black card in the wallet

Fuck a car key, push the start it

Thought I told y'all I'm an artist

Got a baddie in the valley out in Cali pushing gardens

Can't fuck with the extra shit

Every time I go out, it's an extra bitch

Tryna get in my bed to have sex and shit

I just wanted some head like the exorcist

I got 99 problems and messages

Don't be asking me why I won't text you bitch

Wrap your legs around me like we wrestling

Get on your knees, don't you be so damn hesitant

When I get your body, I'ma be alright

And when I get a 'Rari, you can be inside it

I'ma get another one and let you drive it

Baecation for an extra night

And I won't tell nobody all your secrets, I can keep a secret girl

I know you need somebody

And I really need somebody

So tell me you're that somebody, girl

I think I might be too late but I'm sorry

I'm sorry baby, but you should thank me

Appreciate me, congratulate me

I got money, I don't need to stress a bitch

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 21 questions for you that I wanna know

Would you make me look stupid

I'm really feeling the way that you moving

I just wanna know if you finna come through tonight

I can promise you that I'ma do you right

You gon' wish you can go back and do it twice

I can pick you up in an Uber right

Get high on the way to a flight

Would you ride for me? Would you lie for me?

When you come around, good vibes with me

I rock with you, do you rock with me?

I swear other bitches do not get me

Don't be scared baby, this is my city

But just in case, I keep a .9 with me

I was hoping you can grind with me

It gets lonely on this side baby

But can you stay the fuck off my Instagram

I don't know why my phone's always in your hand

Baby, I try to get you to understand

Mind your business, you know I'm a businessman

I'ma give you the time of day when I can

Took a minute for me to be who I am

My finesse, I can turn a five to a ten

I been traveling, they don't know where I am

But, I think I might be too late but I'm sorry, I'm sorry baby

But you should thank me, appreciate me, congratulate me

I got money, I don't need a stressful bitch

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

I got 99 problems and messages

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04 · FAQ

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When was "99 Problems" released?
"99 Problems" by Bossman Dlow was released on April 9, 2026 on the album "Chicken Talkin Bastard".
What album is "99 Problems" on?
"99 Problems" appears on the album "Chicken Talkin Bastard" by Bossman Dlow.
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