Dry Spell

It's been a real long 335 days

And the last time, it wasn't good anyway

I'm so lonely, lonely with a capital H

If you know what I mean

I've been sitting on the washing machine

Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed

Ain't nobody's boots under my bed

Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive

For a late night call for a real good time

Ain't no new notches on my belt

And I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself

911, it's officially a cry for help

Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep

So tell me

What's a self-respecting girl to do?

I got the bacon, and no one to bring it home to

It's a drought out here, waiting on a storm

I think it's time for

Me to take the bull by the horns

Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed

Ain't nobody's boots under my bed

Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive

For a late night call for a real good time

Ain't no new notches on my belt

And I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself

911, it's officially a cry for help

Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep

Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed

Ain't nobody's boots under my bed

Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive

For a late night call for a real good time

Ain't nobody to roll with in the hay

And nobody but the chickens are getting laid

911, it's officially a cry for help

Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep