Lil Jimmy Skit

Hey Jimmy, where you going?

I don't know where I'm goin'

My dad died, and he left me his degrees

My mom would always say, "Dad, why don't you work?"

But he just kept learning

All the other kids' parents were working and saving up money for school

And I was actually in school all while my dad was in school!

Even he was so greedy with degrees, he took my degree

And now I'm just glad he left me these

Because all the regular homeless people have newspaper, and look what I have

These are documented, my father left them with me

And I'm going to leave them to my kids

I'm going to learn too

I'm going to get super smart, so I too can die without money

But I'll be the smartest dead guy!

Who has that?