School Spirit Skit 2

You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling

You pick up those books you're going to read

And not remember, and you roll man

You get that associate's degree, okay

Then you get your bachelor's, then you get your master's

Then you get your master's masters

Then you get your doctorate

You go man, and then when everybody says quit

You show them those degrees man

When everybody says, "hey, you're not working

"You're not making any money"

You say, "look at my degrees and you look at my life

Yeah, I'm 52, so what?"

Hate all you want

But I'm smart, I'm so smart, and I'm in school

These guys are out here, huh

Making money all these ways, and I'm spending mine to be smart

You know why?

Because when I die, buddy

You know what's gonna keep me warm?

That's right, those degrees