I Ain't Comin' Back

I'm a redneck

'Cause I drink beer and I dip Skoal

Guess I'm a rambler

'Cause I can't not be on the road

Might be a lost cause

'Cause I'll be out 'til the lights are on

And I'm a gambler

I'll take the over on the underdog, huh

Girl, half of this town has got a name for me

And I can't say I don't agree, huh

But the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy

Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back

Oh no, no, I ain't comin' back

You call me thе devil

Then you told me whеre to go

Go throw your pebbles

I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned

Girl, it ain't my fault

Ain't no need to wait three days

I might be a lot of things

But I ain't your savin' grace

Yeah, the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy

Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back

Oh no, no, I ain't comin' back

Girl, half of this town has got a name for me

But there's one I'll never be, no

'Cause the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart and I got even in my '97 Chevy

Now I'm walkin' on this water, mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't comin' back

Oh no, no, I ain't comin' back

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