That Don't Impress Me Much (Dance Mix / Remastered 2023)

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius

You drive me up the wall

You're a regular original know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much

So you got the brains, but have you got the touch

Now don't get me wrong, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Ah-huh, yeah yeah

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve - just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it

'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall out of place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much

So you got the looks, but have you got the touch

Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Yeah!

You're one of those guys that likes to shine his machine

You'll make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car good night

Now c'mon, baby, tell me - you must be joking right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much

So you got the moves, but have you got the touch

Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Oh, now ou think you're cool but have you got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much

Ah-huh, yeah yeah

Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?

That don't impress me much

Oh no

That don't impress me much

Oh no

Yeah, woo!

Oh no, alright, alright

You're Tarzan

Captain Kirk maybe?

John Wayne?

Whatever, nuh-uh

That don't impress me much