The Ballad of Me and My Brain

And well, I think I've gone mad

Isn't that so sad?

And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had

Oh mum check the car it can't have gone far

I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar

It's likely in a Sainsbury's

Flirting with the girls and waiting for me

I jumped on a bus, declared my name

And asked if anybody's seen my brain

Your brain was last seen going for a run

And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura?

'Cause she adores you

I think you're shit

I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!

I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes

Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!

I searched all day it drove me insane

Where would I be if I was my brain?

The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain

But couldn't find a single trace of my brain

Oops I did it again started playing

Forget my brain, remember my name