Danger On the Dance Floor

It was a perfect night

Dinner by candlelight

Two lovers walking hand-in-hand

Champagne and perfume

Then to the ballroom

The singer signals to the band

The couple tango

And then fandango

They've never danced like this before

Nary a care

And both unaware

That there's danger on the dance floor

They dance the night away

But from her hideaway

Someone is watching every move

A former lover

Who's just discovered

That he's moved on to someone new

She's seeing red now

She wants him dead now

She goes and barricades the door

Well, Isn't it sad

This woman is mad?

Now there's danger on the dance floor!

Then the dancers stop because they

Think that they hear a funny sound

Then all off the sudden, the chandelier falls down!

It misses narrowly

But this is harrowing

The lovers tremble, intertwined

They were just out for

A night on the dance floor

She is just out of her mind!

The couple look around

No exit can be found

They fear she may have one in store

Scared to admit

That this could be it

Facing danger on the dance floor

But in all her rage she fails to

See what is going on around

The band leader sneaks and tackles her to the ground!

And in a dashing blur

He's overpowered her

She struggles but to no avail

They make it out alive

Police show up and drive

This crazy woman to the jail

So glad that they're alright

It's been a wild night

And to be certain, not a bore!

Though, next time they've said they'll

Stay in instead

No more danger on

The dance floor!