I Can't Stop Drinking

Champagne drunk, tomorrow is out of luck

When the celebrations come to an end

When the party's over, Sunday morning wakes up sober

Begs for me to start up again

I'm whiskey drunk in the ShopRite parking lot

I'm waitin' while Anna buys milk and eggs

Sometimes, I wonder why she hasn't found another

One that her girlfriends would recommend

Our worst fights are when we get silent

Just a disappointed you shaking your head

When the cards and flowers don't work, I sleep on the couch when I'm a jerk

What's gotta give, what's gotta give?

'Cause I know what you're thinking

That I can't stop drinking

Every time you try to ask me to, I just

Throw a fit and storm out of the room

'Cause I know what you're thinking

I'm cheap beer drunk in a bar off Passyunk

I'll be here until the lights come up again

Feel free to join me if you're bored or feeling lonely

I could sure use the company

I miss you so much when I was your drunk lush

You knew me so well, I knew ya half as well

Love's a cruel, cruel joke when the tools in the shed can't fix what's broke

So you leave it broke

'Cause I know what you're thinking

That I can't stop drinking

Every time you try to ask me to, I just

Throw a fit and storm out of the room

'Cause I know what you're thinking